Ken and Barbie got real, er, stiff competition
- Posted by: 3am
- 26/07/11
- 03:47 pm
We refuse to believe that anyone who has owned a Ken and Barbie doll, or a Cindy and Paul (we had to look him up – he was named after Paul McCartney app, who knew) didn’t remove their clothes off and make them snog in a wildly over passionate fashion / dry hump / scissor their legs so the smooth plastic surface where their rudies should be but never where, rubbed together.
There’s no point denying it – you did it. But there’s something a bit more disturbing (and lets face it, dolly sex is pretty strange anyway) about toys modelled on actual people who are actually dating, doing the plastic shuffle.
Rochelle doesn’t seem to think so though – she’s already half stripped Marvin and taken pictures. We await the sex tape.
Words: Beth
Pics: Rochelle Twitter
